The beasts of Gévaudan killed 113 frenchmen
They were a couple, a small large wolf and a large large wolf
What else was there to do in 18th century France?
I'm very enamoured by them
If we were friends, I'm sure they'd end up tearing me apart as my last hidden wish
I have fantasies of my friends grabbing me and stabbing me in my bed
For a moment I can picture myself mouth wide open without looking stupid.

As ugly as they try to depict them you can tell they were very pretty and sultry wolves
Take a second to imagine the heat coming from their mouths
Take a second to imagine the humidity
Take a second to image being bitten in the neck
I hope their tale can sow some of their phagomania into you